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Greenstone Bling is an industrial-strength urban armor fashioned from busted beer cans, broken bike bits, and an occasional rim that finds its way to the melting pot. Recycled in the backyard, Greenstone Bling is the most environmentally friendly way to let your fellow citizens know you keep it fresh and keep your neighborhood clean of oft wasted natural resources.

Aluminum Greenstone Bling is the perfect gift for the American-minded ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ set, the gift that keeps on giving. It’s legit, one hundred percent recycled and will kick the butt of anything seen on a Paris runway where the style this year is 'destitute'! Aluminum Greenstone Bling is ahead of its time; it’s been destitute for years. Greenstone Bling brings with it respect for the design elements of traditional Mâori art from New Zealand where natural greenstone (pounamu/jade) is found in abundance. The Mâori people are environmentally the greenest on earth, primevally durable and long lasting (the Mâori phrase "kia kaha" literally "be strong"), and ethereally beautiful. . .

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Mâori actress Keisha Castle-Hughes as "Paikea" in a scene from Whale Rider

Choose from belt buckles, bracelets, amulets, and rings - all pieces uniquely cast (every piece is hand cast, all commissioned pieces are hand carved) using discarded Styrofoam in a process known as ‘The Lost Styrofoam Technique.’ The aluminum is harvested and melted locally, to create lightweight, heavy duty, hyperindustrial bling! Contact POG Parker to commission a piece of the finest piece of bling on the market for $GREEN$cents on the $GREEN$dollar. Prices range from $GREEN$35 to $GREEN$100. This amazing one-of-a-kind armor will have your friends grinning and your enemies running for cover.

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Meet Mike Knight (Sir Mike) who wears his Bling proudly on the job.
Greenstone Bling

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